I'm (real name classified) codename: Agent Merlot. Not much to enclose to those who don't know me. But the basics are- I'm a Lady in the arts, of sophistication, class and affection to my loved ones. Despite my odd codename, I'm not much of a drinker, but there is method to the madness, I assure you. there is quite a story behind the name, though perhaps it's because the class, clarity, and redness of red wine defines me. Oh, and don't let the words fool you, quick warning: I'm quite insane. In what context? I'm uncertain. I suppose you must know me to see for yourself.